July 16, 2008

Undies.

Yesterday, I picked Ezra up from VBS and decided to take him somewhere fun for lunch. We love Wendy's, so we headed there for his chicken nuggets and oranges and milk. He ate like a champ, and I was so proud of him that I told him we could get a Frosty.

There was a long line of people in front of us, so we waited patiently for our turn at the counter. Ezra was getting antsy, as any three and a half year old would do when he was aware that ice cream was only moments away.

That's when it happened.

Out of NOWHERE he stuck his hand up my skirt and yelled, "WHERE ARE YOU UNDIES, MAMA???!"

Needless to say, I am dead from the embarrassment. Totally dead.

(And YES, I was wearing undies.)

I may never go to Wendy's again.

16 comments:

Lisa said...

Oh my gosh. Kids.

Megan said...

Hahahahahahaa!! I'm sorry!! :)

Brillig said...

HAHAHAHAHAHA! Yeah... find a new Wendy's to frequent. And use the drive-thru! :-D

Hunny Bee May said...

It's always a good idea, when leaving the house with your child, to make sure to leave your pride at home. Goodness knows you won't be needing it.

Marianne Elixir said...

I love it! That's good stuff. Brightened my afternoon.

Amy @ Milk Breath and Margaritas said...

Oh dear. And it's not like you can announce to all the random strangers "I'm wearing underwear!! I swear!!"

Kari said...

Hilarious! What a cutie.

heidikins said...

Hahahahahaaaaaa!!!!! (Gasp for breath) Hahahahhaaaaaa!!!

Classic.

xox

Talia said...

oh, so so funny. That Ezra. Thanks for my laugh today!! (although, I totally feel your embarassment... yikes. :))

momar said...

Beam Beam! That's my grandson. Priceless ... for payback, put this story in his senior yearbook !

Sara McGinness said...

that is so freakin' hilarious....oh geez nothing like your kid to make you humble..its a good thing they are so cute.

R-becca said...

HAHAHA! Well, good thing it wasn't your husband...people can easily forgive cute little kids!

Band of Brothers said...

that is AWESOME:)

if only i were a kid again and could pull that stunt on someone. how hilarious.

anna joy said...

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jenny moon said...

almost made me spit hot coffee out my nose...

i am an old friend of flo paris btw (this is my excuse for why i am not a stalker on your blog haha)

sohobutterfly said...

I *love* this story - I laughed out loud at work.

I found your blog through Talia's. I'm looking forward to reading through your posts!!!

Oh, and congrats on hitting the 2nd TM - you've got a beautiful bump going already! Any chance it's TWINS? :o)