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"Maybe I could eat this candy or somefing, mamma?"


Easter was one of those holidays that got totally lame between the ages of about 16 through 21. Because... like... hunting for eggs is totally for BABIES. And between those ages, I was too cool to go snuffing all through the bushes and grass for a jelly bean or two, you know? Pshaw. As if.
But, then I realized that all you have to do to enjoy these silly holiday traditions again is to get yourself around some kids. They don't have to be your kids, per say. They can be cousins or nephews or neighbor babies or your friend's little urchins.
Then, crouch down to these kid's levels, make eye contact, and ask them to tell you about the Holiday.
You will suddenly love these silly holiday traditions again, I swear. Probably more than you ever have before.
Like, how ezra told me the other day that jesus got died and then put in the big rock by all the bad womens.
"Bad womens?", I asked him incredulously.
"Yeah. The bad, bad womens."
Thank God for Chris. If he hadn't been listening to this little convo, I may have marched into his Sunday school class and cried sexism.
"Oh, buddy... do you mean the Romans?", he asked gently.
"Yeah! I said that! The WOmans!"
Pure gold, that.
9 comments:
oh my gosh I'm dying. WOMANS. I love it. I'm literally laughing out loud over here. =)
1. LOVE your hair.
2. Myer is entirely entirely Chris.
3. Ezra DOES clean up nice.
4. Womans? Hahahahhahahahahhaha!
WOmans....so funny! Those R's are hard to say, i know =) Your hair looks darling! And I so wish we could be there during a holiday =( We miss you guys.
By the way Ezra looks so adorable in his outfit!!!
ok, that's pretty much the best story ever... how dang cute. love you, ezzy!!! my goodness how you are growing up quickly.
Oh my gosh, I TOTALLY had the same response as you, even reading the story! Yay Chris, for deciphering the real meaning!
WOmans...I am dying of laughter right now!
This was such a fun post to read. I am sooo thankful you are my friend. Your sweet children and adorable husband aren't half bad either! Love Love LOVE you! xoxo
kids say the darndest things... and i love it! cute story, emery ;)
Bad womens? LOLOLOL
Your husband is a smarty! I never would have got Romans from Womans. Ha! I would have just thought, uh oh, now my kid's gonna hate women or something, what can you do?
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