July 2, 2006
Emery's Recipe for Cheese
You will need:
one (1) sippy cup
2 cups whole milk
The backseat of one (1) Toyota Matrix
4 days of 100+ degree weather
one (1) Government Issued Gas-Mask
Step 1: Give sippy cup full of milk to 17 month old son in his carseat on your way to Barnes & Noble.
Step 2: Wait for your son to throw his sippy cup under the driver's seat of the car.
Step 3: Forget all about the sippy cup for 4 days.
Step 4: Ask your husband, "Have you seen the blue sippy cup anywhere? IT HAS COMPLETELY DISAPPEARED."
Step 5: Send husband out to the car to look for missing sippy cup. (Found!)
Step 6: Unscrew lid of sippy cup. (IMPORTANT: Make sure you secure your gas-mask PRIOR to opening sippy cup lid.)
Step 7: Remove chunky cheese chunk from sippy cup.
Ta Da! It's as easy as that!
at 6:02 PM