I came home with these instead:
Total cost: $5.
I also saw this carseat & base at the thrift store for only $6, and contemplated buying it, but didn't in the end. Now I'm wondering if I should have.
So... anywho... no gravy boat or turkey platter... but still... weeee! I'll just slap the turkey on the table and tell people to scoop the gravy from the pot with their bare hands. (We do things fancy 'round these parts, you know.)
Also- thanks to all you who helped me with my outfit dilemma!! The red dress got the most votes, which was GREAT, but wouldn't you know it? The day of the wedding I felt gross and went with something dark and completely different to hide my girth. And I didn't get any photos of it. So... please don't hate me. I'm a lousy cheater and I should have just listened to your advice. Bad me! Bad! Bad!!!