"Gasp! What's that over there?!"
(mom whips around to see what Ezra is pointing at...)
(Ezra, checking to make sure the coast is clear)
Ezra to self: "He he he. Works everytime. It's all mine! mwa haha!"
(Ezra makes sure that mom hasn't spotted the DAY OLD MCDONALDS FRENCH FRY he has found in the driveway.)
(munch munch munch.) "mmm... It's just as good as new..."